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Oh, hello doctor
I need some advices
I'm having an existential crisis
What is the point
In any of this?
It's no fun getting old
But it would be remiss of me
To mention that...

I enjoy the beano as well as the sartre
The Blackpool as much as the Montmartre
The Bergman as much as Muriel's Wedding
But it really doesn't matter
Because soon we'll all be deading

Oh, hello doctor
I'm needing some help
I'm having some issues with my metal health
What is the point
Of carrying on?
When my legs are not working
And my hearing is gone
But I'll say that...

I drink down the hooch
As well as the whisky
The single malt liqour
As well as the risky
Own brand stuff
It really doesn't matter
That it tastes rough
As long as it still gets me battered

Do you have any
Useful suggestions?
Well then...

Goodbye doctor
You just don't understand
What it is like
To feel less of a man
My eyesight is wonky
And my willy's stopped working
For peeing and screwing
It's like a shrivelled up gherkin

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from The Edward Show Musics Album (Comedy Songs), released September 5, 2018

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Pete Murphy, UK songwriter. I make unpopular music in numerous styles... everything recorded, performed, mixed, and mastered by me in a tiny corner of the lounge in my house. Avant pop, experimental, electronic, techno, solo jazzy piano, techno jazz, rock, musicals, sound art, comedy, and more... ... more

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