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My Hearing Aids Is Broken

from The Edward Show Musics Album (Comedy Songs) by Edward Filch

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You'll have to speak up
Because my hearing aids
Are broken kaput
And I can't hear your tirades
About Donald the trump
And Vladimir Putin
And all of the lives
That they are polluting

I can't get around
My walking sticks snapped
In pieces of eight
Now I need a nap
If I can't fix it
I'll be bed bound
And eating stale biscuits
'til I'm dead in the ground


I can't see a thing
My glasses were chewed
By the bloody dog
She mistook them for food
It's no fun getting old
And reliant on carers
Who steal all my gold
Karen! And Tanya! And Sarah!
You thieving little moles!

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from The Edward Show Musics Album (Comedy Songs), released September 5, 2018

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Pete Murphy Birmingham, UK

Pete Murphy, UK songwriter. I make unpopular music in numerous styles... everything recorded, performed, mixed, and mastered by me in a tiny corner of the lounge in my house. Avant pop, experimental, electronic, techno, solo jazzy piano, techno jazz, rock, musicals, sound art, comedy, and more... ... more

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