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There's a hill in my garden
It's a teletubby wonderland
The tunnel underneath
Leads you to a fen
Where a shitty band is playing songs in 5/4 time
And the audience is pissing on the 'no pissing' sign

My garden rocks
My garden rocks
My garden rocks

There are grapes in my garden
If you trapeze right along the vine it
Splits off into many forageable paths
One of which leads straight into a
Pool of sweet lysergic wine
It's mystical... but it tastes like pisstical.

My garden rocks
My garden rocks
My garden rocks
My garden rocks
My garden rocks
My garden rocks

Where's the weed killer, dear?
I want to play God
I want to hear them scream!

There's a hedgehog
In a Tesco bag
Nurturing her young
But she doesn't realise
That she's prey for the fox and the rats with scabies
Ah well, she's consumed too many
magic mushrooms to give a damn

There's a rock in my garden
That is home to a million
Strains of bacteria and several silverfish
Hiding 'neath the rock, a tiny man with features reptilian
giving me the finger
Such a naughty tiny man

My garden rocks
My garden rocks
My garden rocks
My garden rocks
My garden rocks
My garden rocks

So come around and blow away your tryptophan blahs
In my garden
In my garden
I'm my garden
I'm my garden
You're my garden
You're my garden
Love my garden
Love my garden
Give me hardon

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from By The Way Of The Devil (Experimental Pop​/​Rock), released January 5, 2019

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Pete Murphy Birmingham, UK

Pete Murphy, UK songwriter. I make unpopular music in numerous styles... everything recorded, performed, mixed, and mastered by me in a tiny corner of the lounge in my house. Avant pop, experimental, electronic, techno, solo jazzy piano, techno jazz, rock, musicals, sound art, comedy, and more... ... more

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