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The bloody dog
Has made off with my socks
She does it for kicks
It is I whom she mocks
I can see the cogs
Turn behind
Her anthropomorphistic
Devious eyes

The bloody dog
Has chewed up my glasses
She's a super computer
The info she parses
The knowledge of the stress that she causes
Then she comes along and gives me her pawses

The bloody dog
Has eaten my dinner
She leapt on the table
Like an Olympic winner
I'm so bloody hungry
My stomach is growling
And so is the bitch
While I'm sitting here scowling

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from The Edward Show Musics Album (Comedy Songs), released September 5, 2018

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Pete Murphy Birmingham, UK

Pete Murphy, UK songwriter. I make unpopular music in numerous styles... everything recorded, performed, mixed, and mastered by me in a tiny corner of the lounge in my house. Avant pop, experimental, electronic, techno, solo jazzy piano, techno jazz, rock, musicals, sound art, comedy, and more... ... more

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